1、Are you go to work， right？ Whether very tired？ There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time， after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth， I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
2、Mental hospital day rain， a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain， only you look at the window sill side alone， dean curiously ask： what are you doing？ Your answer： waiting for hot water to go！
3、This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
4、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest， if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea， if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you！
6、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" ： long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
8、The respect customer， hello： due to the rainy day， lead to system failures， for not affect your normal communication， please send cellular phone in the water！ Thank you for your cooperation！
12、April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！
13、I heard that you made a fortune， but also has all of the foreign debt， so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also， plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
14、Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！
