2、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
5、Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
7、The three little pigs in the fight， the boss to scold： hello boring， will only send information！ Second scold： you are more boring， everyday hair yellow joke！ But the most boring is old， only to see not hair。
9、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！
10、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
11、Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。
12、I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know， you play the Monkey King！
15、Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
16、Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
