情人节告白没人听,愚人节告白没人信,清明节告白没人理。

  • 1、问一下在vx被叫老婆可以当真吗?可以带着聊天记录做证据去民政局办理结婚吗?
  • 2、又红又甜是西瓜,能说会道是胡瓜,呱呱乱叫是青蛙,看信息的是傻瓜。只看不说话的哑巴。
  • 3、给你以下几样的话你会选哪一个?A 一张漂亮脸蛋、B 花不完的金钱、C 每次考试都是满分、D 以上全部 我选D 假如你选择了:A、说明你是个丑逼;B、说明你是个穷逼;C、说明是你个笨逼;D、说明你是个又丑又笨的穷逼。滚! 其实选哪个都无所谓啦,选了也没人给你。
  • 4、愚人节打算怎么过?我打算去表白为什么?因为被拒绝了、我还能笑着说愚人节快乐吖。

  • 5、愚人节,难得糊涂!
  • 今日愚人节,祝生活游刃有愚,幸福永远愚见。
  • 6、今日愚人节,祝生活游刃有愚,幸福永远愚见。
  • 7、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
  • 8、等咱有了钱,天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里,想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张,上半身用一张,下半身用一张。
  • 9、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
  • 10、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!
  • 11、寻人启示:肥头大耳,目光呆滞;智商低下,无故走失;盯着手机,在看启示;看了启示,赶快消失!
  • 12、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!
  • 13、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:永远就是死了还接着爱你。哈哈,愚人节快乐。
  • 14、愚人节,拿自己的诚信开涮,才是真正的愚人。

  • 15、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
  • 16、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问:你难道不知道要被抓住吗?小偷说:我知道上面写着欢迎再来’。
  • 17、朋友圈经典霸气短语,所有的离开,都是蓄谋已久
  • 18、看我给你变个魔术,能让你忘记自己是一条狗! 滚,我又不是狗! 看,你忘记了吧!
  • 19、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
  • 昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!
  • 20、昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!
  • 21、说你天真,你就活蹦乱跳;说你聪明,你就四处炫耀;说你稳重,你就不吵不闹;说你调皮,你就没大没小。愚人节到了,啥也不说了,自个儿去傻笑!
  • 22、俗话说人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,有些人虽然外表丑陋,却拥有美好的心灵,虽然身材矮小,却理想远大。大家都夸奖说你就是这样的人!
  • 23、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
  • 24、有人花心思捉弄你,那是因为有人在偷偷喜欢着你。

  • 25、愚人节,开心愚起来!
  • 26、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
  • 27、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
  • 28、忘记报备一下啦今天是愚人节大家能不能玩点有些技术含量的例如给我充一百块钱话费让我猜猜是谁给的给我寄一箱零食让我猜猜是谁给的把苹果XR放在我口袋里让我猜猜是谁干的帮我点一杯奶茶让我猜猜是谁点的拿一摞大钞扔我让我猜猜是谁砸的这些都是可以的年轻人不要老是一成不变的套路有创新精神今年我不希望看到你们毫无长进哦今天是愚人节大家能不能玩点有些技术含量的例如给我充一百块钱话费让我猜猜是谁给的给我寄一箱零食让我猜猜是谁给的把苹果XR放在我口袋里让我猜猜是谁干的帮我点一杯奶茶让我猜猜是谁点的
  • 29、愚人节快乐,今天你过节哦。
  • 30、又红又甜是西瓜,能说会道是胡瓜,呱呱乱叫是青蛙,看信息的是傻瓜。只看不说话的哑巴。
  • 31、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!
  • 32、今天愚人节,跟我表白或许有点刻意,但我不介意~
  • 33、不是因为这样寒冷地夜晚才想起你,是因为这样寒冷地夜晚想起的只有你,难道你看不出我是真心的吗?我依恋你温柔的怀抱,一刻也不能离开,亲爱的棉被。愚人节快乐!
  • April fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。

    34、April fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。

  • 35、“你愿意做我的太阳吗”“我愿意”“那么请与我保9595587公里”
  • 36、This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
  • 37、愚人节并不是给愚人过的节,而是给说谎的人一个说真话的机会。
  • 38、能看到我就放心了,现在很多人偷猪,我怕你出事
  • 39、长得好看真是烦,每到四月一号都会收到好多告白,可其中没有你,今天也就没了意义。
  • 40、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!
  • 41、真假难辨的日子,庸俗的玫瑰和肉麻的情话,单膝跪地在人潮拥挤的广场,说爱你。亲爱的,原谅我只能用这些最傻最愚蠢的方法,祝你,节日快乐!
  • 42、坐着巴马黑钻跑车,带着莱温贴身助理,叼着林顿加长雪茄,喝着拉里低碳饮料,进入内塔五星酒店,打开盖茨四维电脑,向全球各界名流祝贺:愚人节快乐!愚
  • 43、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
  • 44、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。

  • 45、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
  • 46、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不挂地在我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的**:老板,我就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!
  • 47、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
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  • 49、“你最近一定要躲好。”“为什么?”“因为最近有偷猪的,我怕你丢”
  • 50、愚人节那天,班主任把我和她给分开了,再也不能上课一起打闹,一起说悄悄话.怀念那最后一桌的位置和她。
  • 51、曾有一分真挚的爱,我没珍惜,失去才后悔莫及,若能再来,我会说:我爱你。若要选表白时间,我希望是:愚人节快乐!
  • 52、别人选愚人节跟你告白,成功了还好,万一失败了还可以说句愚人节快乐圆场。而我不一样,我跟你告白,就没想过会成功。
  • 53、The innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!
  • 54、有没有人曾告诉你:你长的很有一套?浓眉大眼像朱时茂,鼻梁高挺像健仓高,嘴角一撇比那星仔超。愚你一把,涮你一票:愚人节快乐!

  • 55、说你天真,你就活蹦乱跳;说你聪明,你就四处炫耀;说你稳重,你就不吵不闹;说你调皮,你就没大没小。愚人节到了,啥也不说了,自个儿去傻笑!
  • 56、众里寻你千百度,回首一看,你仰着头,挺着肚,鼻涕直下,嘴里念叨着:做猪就是好,下辈子还做猪。哈哈,祝你愚人节快乐。
  • 57、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
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