Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。

  • 1、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
  • 2、通知:明天上头领导下来检查工作,各同事请按要求统一着装,男士:西装领带短裤拖鞋;女士:泳装西裤皮鞋!
  • 3、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 4、April fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。
  • 5、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 狼来了猪窝里乱成一团,猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时,猪妈来火了,大叫:老三,不要看短信啦!你肉多,出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
  • 6、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团,猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时,猪妈来火了,大叫:老三,不要看短信啦!你肉多,出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
  • 7、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 8、Two words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!
  • 9、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 10、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!

  • 11、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
  • 12、俗话说人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,有些人虽然外表丑陋,却拥有美好的心灵,虽然身材矮小,却理想远大。大家都夸奖说你就是这样的人!
  • 13、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
  • 14、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!
  • 15、As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!
  • 16、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 17、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
  • 18、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:永远就是死了还接着爱你。哈哈,愚人节快乐。
  • 19、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
  • Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

    20、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

  • 21、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
  • 22、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
  • 23、愚人节到,为您支招:自己被愚,尽管欢喜;观人被愚,笑而不语;若想更喜,把朋友愚。多愚多喜,快来参与。
  • 24、爱你一万年,夸张;爱你五千年,无望;爱你一千年,荒唐;爱你一百年,太长;接连爱你70年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!愚人节快乐!
  • 25、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 26、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
  • 27、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
  • 28、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 29、Last night I dreamed you and take you home, we went to a beautiful buildings, to you say, run into, I looked at your figure, also saw the words a mental hospital!
  • 30、这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!

  • 31、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!
  • 32、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
  • 33、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问:你难道不知道要被抓住吗?小偷说:我知道上面写着欢迎再来’。
  • Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 34、Live very humble abode, live very timid, very annoyed, looks like squash, eat steamed corn-bread, April fool's day is coming, wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
  • 35、如果你长得难看请打110;如果你身材不好请打120;如果你脾气不好请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
  • 36、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
  • 37、当年同学中,把English读为应给利息的当了行长;读为硬改历史的成了**家。我读应该累死做了公司职员。你当年怎么读的?
  • 38、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
  • 39、认识你至今,你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚,除你之外,其他人在我眼中是一堆屎,可你不一样,因为你是两堆!
  • 40、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr

  • 41、Two words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!
  • 42、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 43、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
  • 44、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:永远就是死了还接着爱你。哈哈,愚人节快乐。
  • 45、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
  • 46、I heard that you recently on TV, good oh! You are on the mirror, the appearance of the wriggling, the confident imposing manner, the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know, you play the Monkey King!
  • 47、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
  • 听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 48、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
  • 49、你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
  • 50、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew; If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart; But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it!

  • 51、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
  • 52、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!
  • 53、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团,猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时,猪妈来火了,大叫:老三,不要看短信啦!你肉多,出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
  • 54、Urgent notice: tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake, for your safety, please wrapped in a quilt tonight, head a toilet, plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
  • 55、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。
  • 56、你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
  • 57、昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!
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