Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
4、Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
6、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
8、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated； Love you five thousand years, hopeless； Love you one thousand years, absurd； Love you one hundred years, is too long； Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ Happy April fool's day！
9、Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
12、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
18、Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
19、Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
20、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
23、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
24、You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。
26、Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！
29、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
30、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
31、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
32、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
33、Last night I dreamed you and take you home， we went to a beautiful buildings， to you say， run into， I looked at your figure， also saw the words a mental hospital！
42、Getting married is a mistake， divorce is awakening， remarriage is a fallacy， remarry is bigotry， having children is a big mistake， a person lead what all don't delay。
43、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
47、You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。
48、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss
49、April fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； Man is a fool， smiling without a word； For more joy， the friends fool。 How foolish pleased， fast to participate。
50、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
