Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！
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1、The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？
3、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
4、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
12、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss
16、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
18、Two words have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， I love you， I love you； The second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ Ha ha， remember to happy！
19、April fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； Man is a fool， smiling without a word； For more joy， the friends fool。 How foolish pleased， fast to participate。
22、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
23、Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
24、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
26、Yesterday， I dreamed you， true of！ Sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， I take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！ Ha， happy April fool's day！
28、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
30、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
34、As the saying goes， all that glitters is not gold， the water cannot be measured， although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person！
35、Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
36、I think to know you so long， you are special person， extreme， very rare， unusual silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！
39、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
40、Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！
43、Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！
45、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
46、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated； Love you five thousand years, hopeless； Love you one thousand years, absurd； Love you one hundred years, is too long； Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ Happy April fool's day！
48、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
50、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
51、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！
52、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
54、Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
