4、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
5、Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool's day!
6、Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
8、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
11、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
12、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
16、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
17、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
18、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
19、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
20、Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
24、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
26、Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool's day!
27、Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
28、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
30、Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station's seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard! Ha, happy April fool's day!
33、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
35、Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
36、You see you, the head, waist, France India nose, athlete's foot, people don't people, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs。
42、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful, please call my mobile phone, discuss
43、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
45、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
46、Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool's day!
47、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
50、You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。