看着你那流线的躯体,我欲火焚身,拨开你那尚未开启的封盖,插入我自备的小棍,吸取你晶莹的液体,爽!雪碧。

  • 1、为了你,我不在乎世俗的眼光,不顾所有流言蜚语,只要能拥有你,哪怕是世界末日我也在所不惜,我要大声向全世界宣布:我爱你,人民币!
  • 2、I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
  • 3、愿你的新年充满温馨,祥和,与亲人团聚的快乐,祝乐陶陶,新年乐无限。

  • 4、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。
  • 5、新年的祝福乘风破浪,带着思念的行装,携着牵挂的秘方,波涛中快速飞翔,只为来到你的身旁,说声新年快乐,事事吉祥!
  • You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • 6、You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • 7、Season's greetings and best wishes, wish you have a bright and happy New Year。
  • 8、New Year's day is the beginning of the New Year, New Year's day is the first day of the New Year, wish on the first day of the New Year started, I am the first person to bless you! A happy New Year and happy!
  • 9、人世间一切荣华富贵都不如一个知心朋友,朋友,在这辞旧迎新的日子里,祝你一切都好!
  • 10、The elder brothers, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons boom, three Yang kaitai, four seasons peace, five blessings, lucky, seven stars shining, eight party to wealth, Yang concentric, perfect。
  • 11、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!
  • 12、New Year's day happiness! These four words although it only took me ten cents, but the equivalent of 5 tons of blessing to hit on you, good, happy, every day, good mood, is infinite。
  • 13、Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don't delay。

  • 14、人活着真累!上车得排队,单恋真受罪,吃饭没香味,喝酒容易醉,上班特疲惫,抢劫还不会,挣钱得交税,就连给小猪发个短信还得收费。
  • 15、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!
  • 16、元旦是新一年的开始,元旦也是新年的第一天,愿在新年开始的第一天,我是第一个祝福你的人!新年快乐,心想事成!
  • 17、One live really tired! Get on the bus line, unrequited love really suffer, eat no fragrance, drink drunk, go to work very tired, not robbery, earn money to pay tax, even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
  • 18、You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!
  • 19、Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!
  • 20、我觉得认识你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,与众不同的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别生气啊!愚人节快乐!
  • 21、Time proves to come inthe warmth of friendship has been left bottom of the heart, the thousand ten thousand kinds of best wishes to your views, concentrate wish good luck to all in your hand。 I wish a happy New Year!
  • 22、你看看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿。
  • 23、Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don't delay。

  • 24、Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station's seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard! Ha, happy April fool's day!
  • 25、Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station's seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard! Ha, happy April fool's day!
  • 26、新年的祝福乘风破浪,带着思念的行装,携着牵挂的秘方,波涛中快速飞翔,只为来到你的身旁,说声新年快乐,事事吉祥!
  • 27、元旦了,给心情放个假。远离琐碎烦恼,携带快乐微笑,逃出繁忙,躲过压力,平静地走进问候驿站。愿你有个快乐舒适的元旦!
  • 28、New Year blessings through wind, with the missing things, with his obsession with the secret recipe, the waves in the fast fly, only to come to your side and say happy New Year and good luck in everything!
  • 29、Didn't intend to meet you, meet you is providence, thinking you were feeling, half-hearted when not see you, see you wholeheartedly, if one day we had the announcement, at least remember!
  • 30、什么叫浪漫,明知道她不爱你,还送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪费,明知道她爱你还送她99朵玫瑰。愚人节快乐!
  • 31、In the world all splendor riches and honour than a bosom friends, friends, in this new day, wish you everything goes well!
  • 给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答没有,这个故事你听过吗?
  • 32、给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答没有,这个故事你听过吗?
  • 33、You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say: good reformation, fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!

  • 34、元旦是新一年的开始,元旦也是新年的第一天,愿在新年开始的第一天,我是第一个祝福你的人!新年快乐,心想事成!
  • 35、I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
  • 36、人活着真累!上车得排队,单恋真受罪,吃饭没香味,喝酒容易醉,上班特疲惫,抢劫还不会,挣钱得交税,就连给小猪发个短信还得收费。
  • 37、Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool's day!
  • 38、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体。
  • 39、青春热恋的时候,你说爱我备受摧残的容颜;暮年扶持的时候,你说君生吾未生的甜言。生死离别的时候,我终于知道你真的心愿。亲爱的,愚人节快乐!
  • 40、敬爱的老师,您的引领,使我从小插上理想的翅膀。从心底说声:谢谢您对我的培养和关怀!祝您元旦快乐,新年快乐!
  • 41、New Year blessings through wind, with the missing things, with his obsession with the secret recipe, the waves in the fast fly, only to come to your side and say happy New Year and good luck in everything!
  • 42、April fool's day to really lively, everywhere is cheers and laughter。 Between friends can parody, playing tricks on people around。 Deceive others also not angered, open happy heart happiness around。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a smile!
  • 43、One and a half jins spirit erguotou, love is two years old veteran, food and drink piao wager smoking three years old, four're incapable to steal, the man in a rare promise, low IQ, when I grew up knowing that the person is you, still see the bottom。 Admi

  • 44、愿你的新年充满温馨,祥和,与亲人团聚的快乐,祝乐陶陶,新年乐无限。
  • 结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。
  • 45、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。
  • 46、你上学了,就有了学院;你唱戏了,就有了戏院;你演剧了,就有了剧院;你拍电影了,就有了影院;那我问你,你怎么了,就有了疯人院?愚人节快乐!
  • 47、收短信的人听着:你已经被包围了!幸福要与你熊抱,快乐要把你绊倒,甜蜜将对你绑票,好运要对你实施偷袭,美女想跟你学习接吻技巧,你已经无处可逃!
  • 48、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。
  • 49、时光华丽丽地来到2016年,友情的温暖一直存留心底,把千般万种的祝福浓缩到你眼底,愿好运全握在你手底。祝元旦快乐!
  • 50、Sky as New Year's day, happy smile to you, money nodded, twisting, waist, and good fortune happy pat on face, tap them smoothly, safe shake hands, propitious smiles。 New Year's day happy, oh。
  • 51、You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say: good reformation, fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!
  • 52、一岁半斤二锅头,两岁情场是老手,三岁吃喝嫖赌抽,四岁坑蒙拐骗偷,此人年少有出息,长大以后智商低,明知此人就是你,仍然坚持看到底。佩服!佩服!
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