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  • 1、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的女儿比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 2、等咱有了钱,天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里,想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张,上半身用一张,下半身用一张。
  • 3、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
  • 4、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不挂地在我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的**:老板,我就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!

  • 5、送你一瓢祝福的心泉。浇灌你每一个如同今日的日子!
  • 愿你生命中的愿望都能得到实现!生日快乐!
  • 6、愿你生命中的愿望都能得到实现!生日快乐!
  • 7、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!
  • 8、A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, h
  • 9、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限思绪,说白了就是想你,等到了风和日丽,我还带你去那片草地,但是事先约定:猪只准吃草,不准拱地!
  • 10、宝贝,你知道吗?妈妈对你的爱岂能三言二语只言片语说的完。
  • 11、This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
  • 12、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 13、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的儿子比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 14、喜得贵子精神爽,心花怒放甜似糖,亲朋好友都称赞,可爱好玩又漂亮,宝宝周岁生日到,欢天喜地乐淘淘,诚挚相邀满月会,美酒佳肴齐欢畅!

  • 15、儿子,又长了一岁,愿你的生日充满欢快,事事顺得朝前迈!
  • 16、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 17、宝贝,因为你的到来,这一天成了一个特别的日子。祝你生日快乐!
  • 18、过了今天你就长大了一岁。要更乖,更可爱,更懂事哦。
  • This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 19、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 20、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的儿子比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 21、当你看到这条短信息,恭喜你,你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出,你赢得了我的爱,要出来庆祝一下吗?愚人节快乐!
  • 22、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团,猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时,猪妈来火了,大叫:老三,不要看短信啦!你肉多,出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!
  • 23、我愈想愈看得清:不可能有谁的儿子像你一样帅气一样甜蜜一样贴心!
  • 24、希望你身体强壮,快快长大,越长越可爱哦。

  • 25、愿每天的太阳带给你光明的同时,也带给你快乐。真心祝你生日快乐!
  • 26、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的儿子比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 27、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的儿子比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 28、这条信息让你知道:我们的感情最深!让你知道我没有把你忘记!我最在乎的是你!多吃多睡,养的胖胖的,争取年前出栏,卖个好价钱!
  • 29、你长着一对翅膀。坚韧地飞吧,不要为风雨所折服;诚挚地飞吧,不要为香甜的蜜汁所陶醉。朝着明确的目标,飞向美好的人生。
  • 30、Wait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。
  • 31、没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的女儿比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!
  • 尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!
  • 32、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!
  • 33、宝贝,你知道吗?妈妈对你的爱岂能三言二语只言片语说的完。
  • 34、Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!

  • 35、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
  • 36、It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!
  • 37、This message to let you know: first, our deepest love! Second, let you know that I did not forget you! Third, I care about most is you! Fourth, eat more sleep, keep of fat, such for years ago, sell a good price!
  • 38、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!
  • 39、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!
  • 40、通知:明天上头领导下来检查工作,各同事请按要求统一着装,男士:西装领带短裤拖鞋;女士:泳装西裤皮鞋!
  • 41、儿子,又长了一岁,愿你的生日充满欢快,事事顺得朝前迈!
  • 42、愿每天的太阳带给你光明的同时,也带给你快乐。真心祝你生日快乐!
  • 43、The classmates, read English for "should give interest" when the President; Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that?
  • 44、鸡是用做下蛋的,牛是有活就干的,猫是挨家混饭的,羊是将来烤串的,狗是让人来惯的,你是等着出圈的。

    身体强壮,快快长大,越长越可爱哦。
  • 45、身体强壮,快快长大,越长越可爱哦。
  • 46、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!
  • 47、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
  • 48、今天似乎是告诉你的好日子,有你这样的儿子,是我们莫大的安慰。祝你拥有应当得到的一切快乐。
  • 49、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!
  • 50、That day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
  • 51、This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
  • 52、Is used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。
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