我不是一个很有记性的人,但是你说过的话,也足以让我一辈子铭记。

  • 1、我死以后,我的墓要有免费的WiFi,这样大家就会经常来看看我。
  • 2、我不是超人,我很平凡,我会痛,我也会崩溃。
  • 3、我就是我,颜色不一样的烟花,他就是他,五毛钱一捆的呲花。
  • 4、如果不能美得惊人,那就丑得勾魂吧。
  • 5、struggle゛遺忘ッ
  • If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
  • 6、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
  • 7、Lucky ^ω^
  • 8、岁月的历程中,我们逐渐学会了取舍。
  • 9、不要说我胖,不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
  • 10、人生不就希望个老来伴嘛,现在就慢慢培养吧。

  • 11、减肥不是那么容易,每块肉都会有它的脾气。
  • 12、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
  • 13、My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.
  • 14、世界上最痛苦的事就是,从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
  • 15、还有梦就不怕痛、要跟你站在最顶峰。
  • 16、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
  • 17、迷人hero
  • 18、灵魂bair╰╮
  • On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
  • 19、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
  • 20、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.

  • 21、stick’man
  • 22、钱在我的手里一无是处,就像垃圾,但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
  • 23、Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction.
  • 24、世界上最痛苦的事就是,从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
  • 25、其实,这个世界上最丑的,大概就是情敌。
  • 26、要期末考的同学你们记住一句话:考前做学霸,幸福一寒假。
  • 27、Damn couples
  • 28、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
  • 29、**,谢谢你抢走了不值得我爱的男人;小四,谢谢你替我报仇了。
  • 30、大叔,笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦,小心您的假牙。

  • 31、人是铁,饭是钢,一天不装憋得慌。
  • 呀!我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来,如果你不接受,就把这三个字返发给我。
  • 32、呀!我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来,如果你不接受,就把这三个字返发给我。
  • 33、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
  • 34、人生不就希望个老来伴嘛,现在就慢慢培养吧。
  • 35、Big Boss
  • 36、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
  • 37、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这鬼天气!
  • 38、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
  • 39、当我决定放弃,你就该知道,无人愿意再像我,陪你回顾,为你揽险。
  • 40、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!

  • 41、我妈从小就教育我,学海无涯,回头是岸。
  • 42、Lucky ^ω^
  • 43、世勋萌obai
  • 44、愿out¨
  • 穷啊,真穷,简直太穷了,穷的就剩下钱了。
  • 45、穷啊,真穷,简直太穷了,穷的就剩下钱了。
  • 46、当我决定放弃,你就该知道,无人愿意再像我,陪你回顾,为你揽险。
  • 47、一个人在世界旳角落,连寂寞都在笑我太堕落!
  • 48、思想品德不及格,总比没思想好。
  • 49、Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you.
  • 50、autistic

  • 51、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
  • 52、stick’man
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