我已等你、花开满楼,你怎么还不归?我已等你、残烛流泪,ni怎么还不归?

    1、老鼠活多久,还得看猫的心情。

  • 2、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
  • 3、可乐kiss
  • 4、虽然你身上喷了香水,但我还是隐隐约约闻到一股人渣味。
  • 5、你要相信,相信我们会像童话故事里,青蛙和恐龙是结局。
  • 晴初- moment°
  • 6、晴初- moment°
  • 7、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
  • 8、你永远看不见我眼里的泪,因为你不在时我才会哭泣。
  • 9、下辈子我还找你,因为除了我,你是最傻的。
  • 10、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
  • 11、路上捡到了一百块钱,很开心的请室友吃了全家桶,最后发现钱是自己掉的。

  • 12、减肥不是那么容易,每块肉都会有它的脾气。
  • 13、heart。梦出发
  • 14、老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这种鬼天气!
  • 15、Haggard
  • 16、Haggard
  • 17、灵魂bair╰╮
  • 18、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
  • 19、Rude Boy
  • The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
  • 20、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
  • 21、呀!我不小心把我爱你误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来,如果你不接受,就把这三个字返发给我。

  • 22、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
  • 23、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
  • 24、如果不能美得惊人,那就丑得勾魂吧。
  • 25、要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
  • 26、迷人hero
  • 27、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
  • 28、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
  • 29、你相信吗,总有一个女孩是为了折磨你而来到这个世上?
  • 30、唯一值得欣慰的事情是,以前没有得到的人现在都变得超丑。
  • 31、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.

  • 32、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
  • 33、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱,说好的一起出门,然后它就不跟我回来,枉我掏心掏肺对它!
  • Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
  • 34、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
  • 35、我妈从小就教育我,学海无涯,回头是岸。
  • 36、Lucky ^ω^
  • 37、别撕开嘴的笑,在撕你都不会有酒窝。
  • 38、我妈从小就教育我,学海无涯,回头是岸。
  • 39、Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send it back to me. Three.
  • 40、别撕开嘴的笑,在撕你都不会有酒窝。
  • 41、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!

  • 42、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
  • 43、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
  • 44、大起大悲看清自己,大起大落看清朋友。
  • 45、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
  • 46、要期末考的同学你们记住一句话:考前做学霸,幸福一寒假。
  • 47、我死以后,我的墓要有免费的WiFi,这样大家就会经常来看看我。
  • 愚人节表白算什么,清明节表白才是王道,因为,如果失败了,你就说鬼附身了!
  • 48、愚人节表白算什么,清明节表白才是王道,因为,如果失败了,你就说鬼附身了!
  • 49、Haggard
  • 50、钱在我的手里一无是处,就像垃圾,但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
  • 51、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.

  • 52、我长得漂亮,一群男生前呼后拥,我特别有面子。
  • 53、如果不能美得惊人,那就丑得勾魂吧。
  • 54、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
  • 55、少女诚可贵,少妇价更高,若有富婆在,二者皆可抛。
  • 56、匪我思存L⊙ve/story
  • 57、forerunner
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