3、April fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； Man is a fool， smiling without a word； For more joy， the friends fool。 How foolish pleased， fast to participate。
5、Last night I dreamed you and take you home， we went to a beautiful buildings， to you say， run into， I looked at your figure， also saw the words a mental hospital！
7、Two words have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， I love you， I love you； The second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ Ha ha， remember to happy！
16、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
24、From someone's office to take away something， and leave a blackmail letter。
25、Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！
27、The two innocent is too cold， you must take good care of yourself ah， don't frozen， as the saying goes： people frozen leg， the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask。
28、Hid food in the garbage can， someone passes out to eat。
46、The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes， it seems that someone is always in use。
47、On someone else's pen off oil， pen will not write a word。
48、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
49、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated； Love you five thousand years, hopeless； Love you one thousand years, absurd； Love you one hundred years, is too long； Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ Happy April fool's day！
51、As the saying goes， all that glitters is not gold， the water cannot be measured， although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person！
