大胸只是胖子的遮羞布，腿细也只是平胸的无花果。
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- 1、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
- 2、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
- 3、妳何時才能真正的放下，不再回憶令妳悲傷的過往。
- 4、不能退縮，越退縮魔鬼越有機可乘。
- 5、In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!
- 6、Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.
- 7、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！
- 8、直到有一天你会发现，真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲。
- 9、记忆底层的、伤感和孤独，只是需要你来读懂。
10、Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction.
- 11、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这种鬼天气！
- 12、初恋无限好，只是挂得早。
- 13、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
- 14、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。
- 15、时间会让我放弃曾经，我的习惯已经不再是习惯。
- 16、The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.
- 17、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
- 18、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
- 19、如果你的离开会让我痛的话，那么我宁愿我从来没和你联系过。
20、学霸晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒有钱，模特晒身材，老子放假回家晒太阳！
- 21、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
- 22、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。
- 23、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。
- 24、记忆底层的、伤感和孤独，只是需要你来读懂。
- 25、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱，说好的一起出门，然后它就不跟我回来，枉我掏心掏肺对它！
- 26、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。
- 27、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。
- 28、If I use the badger who will, I will.
- 29、I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!
30、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
- 31、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
- 32、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！
- 33、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this kind of weather!
- 34、第三者的介入，才能检验出你的男人可靠不可靠。
- 35、I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!
- 36、What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!
- 37、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。
- 38、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
- 39、Waking is one thing, getting up is another.
40、Believe that you are a blind eye.
- 41、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.
- 42、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
- 43、直到有一天你会发现，真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲。
- 44、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。
- 45、Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
- 46、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
- 47、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
- 48、哭不是勇敢不勇敢，它只是一种本能
- 49、谁若对我使用美人计，我就会将计就计。
50、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
- 51、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
- 52、梦魇。梦中一切都是原样。现实一切都已变换了模样。
- 53、时光会叫你看清，谁是真朋友谁是喂不熟的狗。
- 54、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。
- 55、你总认为她多让人心疼，却忘了我也怕冷。
- 56、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
