其实，这个世界上最丑的，大概就是情敌。
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1、思想品德不及格，总比没思想好。
- 2、孤单是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是一群人的孤单！
- 3、Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
- 4、把头扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己，姑娘你还有未来。
- 5、Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
- 6、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
- 7、谎言当眼泪流下来，才知道，分开也是另一种明白。
- 8、这种闲着没事干儿的滋味，比穷困潦倒更不好受。
- 9、我爱你不长，一分钟就六十秒而已。
- 10、Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.
11、The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.
- 12、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
- 13、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
- 14、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
- 15、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
- 16、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
- 17、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
- 18、If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
- 19、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
- 20、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。
21、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
- 22、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。
- 23、你总认为她多让人心疼，却忘了我也怕冷。
- 24、If I use the badger who will, I will.
- 25、这个人很懒，什么都没留下。
- 26、我想把你变成我的未来，你却想把我变成你的过去。
- 27、Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you.
- 28、卖花的小姑娘拉着我，说道：大哥哥，买花吧，一看就知道你是花心的人。
- 29、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
- 30、上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。
31、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
- 32、牵手唱因为爱情，那一刻我很幸福。
- 33、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。
- 34、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
- 35、每次在伤痛过后，总是会掩饰伤痛，还自己一堆微笑。
- 36、让我以世纪为单位，陪你到世界的终结。
- 37、The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
- 38、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱，说好的一起出门，然后它就不跟我回来，枉我掏心掏肺对它！
- 39、左眼跳跳，考试翘翘，手机丢掉，人都傻掉。
- 40、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
41、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。
- 42、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。
- 43、愚人节表白算什么，清明节表白才是王道，因为，如果失败了，你就说鬼附身了！
- 44、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
- 45、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
- 46、You're a real person, you really understand!
- 47、大叔，笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦，小心您的假牙。
- 48、If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.
- 49、Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
- 50、时间会让我放弃曾经，我的习惯已经不再是习惯。
51、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
- 52、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！
- 53、The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.
- 54、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!
- 55、我想把你变成我的未来，你却想把我变成你的过去。
