2、Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
3、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
4、我千不该万不该最不该的，就是在不懂爱的年纪爱上你。
5、一辈子只做了三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
6、思想品德不及格，总比没思想好。
7、时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！
8、时光会叫你看清，谁是真朋友谁是喂不熟的狗。
9、Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.
10、A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.
11、On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.
12、The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.
13、糖吃太多会得糖尿病，喜欢你太过会累。
14、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。
15、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
16、我千不该万不该最不该的，就是在不懂爱的年纪爱上你。
17、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。
18、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
19、我爱你不长，一分钟就六十秒而已。
20、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
21、Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
22、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。
23、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
24、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。
25、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.
26、I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.
27、Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!
28、如果有一天，我无法继续呼吸，那只是说明，我的世界缺少了空气，或者，缺少了你。
29、梦魇。梦中一切都是原样。现实一切都已变换了模样。
30、不能退縮，越退縮魔鬼越有機可乘。
31、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
32、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！
33、左眼跳跳，考试翘翘，手机丢掉，人都傻掉。
34、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。
35、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。
36、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
37、妳何時才能真正的放下，不再回憶令妳悲傷的過往。
38、我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！
39、You're a real person, you really understand!
40、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。
41、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
42、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这鬼天气！
43、一辈子只做了三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。
44、The little girl took me, said: big brother, flowers, see that you are the person.
45、曾经只是一场骗局，他让我们都伤的很深。
46、My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.
47、I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.
48、钱在我的手里一无是处，就像垃圾，但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
49、我蹲在这里不走等你找到我好不好，你快来呀我都要长蘑菇了。
50、那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。
51、大叔，笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦，小心您的假牙。
52、No things don't look for me, something more don't need to find me.
53、You're a real person, you really understand!
54、钱在我的手里一无是处，就像垃圾，但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。
55、谎言当眼泪流下来，才知道，分开也是另一种明白。
56、The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.
57、总有那么一天，有一个人，会走进你的生活，让你明白，为什么你和其他人都没有结果。
58、God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
59、把男人的话就当放屁吧！无色、无味、但是能中毒身亡。
60、In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.
