1、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
2、First love is new version； Is rekindling retrofit； Premarital cohabitation is trial version； Wedding night is genuine； Rib is a collector； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition； Wife seduce people is piracy。
7、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
8、Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
9、愚人节，有多少人再装傻，说出我爱你。
10、愚人节那天最敢说真话，但别人总是把它当玩笑。
11、You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！
12、I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know， you play the Monkey King！
14、Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！
15、Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
17、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
18、借着愚人节，来说一句最真心的话吧！
19、Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
24、I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know， you play the Monkey King！
25、愚人节你不可不知的事，不然就真的成了一个愚人！
26、Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。
27、愚人节了，说一句真心话吧，哪怕说完后悔了，你也可以。
28、Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
29、情人节告白没人听，愚人节告白没人信，清明节告白没人理。
30、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
31、I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know， you play the Monkey King！
32、If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
35、A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV unive
36、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
39、Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！
40、Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
44、Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
46、Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
47、Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
49、A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
53、Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！
57、Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
