15、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
19、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
28、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
29、愚人节打人不许哭,不许还手,不许告老师。
30、寻人启示:肥头大耳,目光呆滞;智商低下,无故走失;盯着手机,在看启示;看了启示,赶快消失!
31、这一天有多少人开着玩笑,说这心里话
32、我觉得是时候向你表白了,今天无论你在哪里,爱你直到一万年,为你守候一辈子!愚人节快乐。
33、这一天有多少人开着玩笑,说这心里话
34、As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!
47、Two words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!