“能在愚人节骗我一次吗?”“好啊。”“你喜欢我吗?”

  • 1、我喜欢你,是真心话,也是大冒险。
  • 2、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 3、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 4、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 5、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!

    你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 6、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 7、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 8、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 9、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 10、这娱乐的节,总会因你而忧伤。
  • 11、我做好了过节的准备,却没有人来骗我。
  • 12、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 13、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 14、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 15、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!

  • 16、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!
  • 17、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 18、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 19、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 20、这娱乐的节,总会因你而忧伤。
  • 21、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 22、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 23、April fool's day to, see acquaintances around, see the beauty to crane, see the boss polite, see the friends, see his family strong smile, see the message The fox's tail was finally come to light, catch you don't want to go!
  • 24、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 25、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!

  • 26、愚人节莫乱开玩笑,适度玩笑宜情过度玩笑伤心。
  • 27、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 28、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 29、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 30、愚人是个开端,也代表一种态度:不念过去,不畏将来。
  • 31、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 愚人节那句我喜欢你,究竟隐藏了多少悲伤。
  • 32、愚人节那句我喜欢你,究竟隐藏了多少悲伤。
  • 33、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 34、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 35、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!

  • 36、愚人节,一个本该谎言的世界,却说着真心话。
  • 37、愚人节那天最敢说真话,但别人总是把它当玩笑。
  • 38、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 39、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 40、This is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!
  • 41、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!
  • 42、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 43、愚人节那天,没人和我告白,没人对我开玩笑,没人理我,我一个人,在笑到哭。
  • 44、愚人节你不可不知的事,不然就真的成了一个愚人!
  • 愚人节的告白,你会当真吗?

    45、愚人节的告白,你会当真吗?

  • 46、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 47、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 48、April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" : long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear consc
  • 49、我喜欢你,是真心话,也是大冒险。
  • 50、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 51、情人节告白没人听,愚人节告白没人信,清明节告白没人理。
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