太阳出来了,阳光灿烂的,春暖花开的,柳枝吐新芽的……万物复苏,欣欣向荣的景象!来吧,约起来,谈恋爱去,不能辜负这大好春光……

  • 1、愚人节要到了,为了愚你同乐,我愚重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的愉人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。
  • 2、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!

  • 3、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体。
  • 4、I heard that you made a fortune, but also has all of the foreign debt, so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also, plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
  • 5、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!哈,愚人节快乐!
  • You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • 6、You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • 7、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 8、今天是愚人节,你对象肯定会叫你出去玩,千万别信,因为你根本没对象。
  • 9、我在动物园看到了老虎钻火圈,我看到大象在拔河,唯独没有看到猩猩的身影,一问工作人员才知道,原来猩猩正在学习…看短信。嗯,你还挺有上进心!
  • 10、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 11、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
  • 12、好心情宽如海,万事若想好,做愚人最妙,祝愚人节快乐!

  • 13、Mental hospital day rain, a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain, only you look at the window sill side alone, dean curiously ask: what are you doing? Your answer: waiting for hot water to go!
  • 14、这一天天,过的跟复制似的……
  • 15、Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
  • 16、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 17、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 18、我觉得认识你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,与众不同的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别生气啊!愚人节快乐!
  • 愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 19、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 20、Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
  • 21、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 22、我觉得认识你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,与众不同的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别生气啊!愚人节快乐!

  • 23、You go to school, you had the college; You are singing opera, the theatre; You play, you have the theatre; You make a film, you have the theaters; Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum? Happy April fool's day!
  • 24、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
  • 25、你上学了,就有了学院;你唱戏了,就有了戏院;你演剧了,就有了剧院;你拍电影了,就有了影院;那我问你,你怎么了,就有了疯人院?愚人节快乐!
  • 26、Today are you going to beat people, or to be whole, wish you happy April fool's day! Comes but once a year, both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment!
  • 27、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!哈,愚人节快乐!
  • 28、你血压高,血脂高,职位不高。大会不发言,小会不发言,前列腺发炎。政绩不突出,业绩不突出,腰间盘突出。
  • 29、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!
  • 30、你上学了,就有了学院;你唱戏了,就有了戏院;你演剧了,就有了剧院;你拍电影了,就有了影院;那我问你,你怎么了,就有了疯人院?愚人节快乐!
  • 31、你血压高,血脂高,职位不高。大会不发言,小会不发言,前列腺发炎。政绩不突出,业绩不突出,腰间盘突出。
  • 上帝说满足我一个愿望,我说要世界和平,他说太难了换一个吧,我拿出你的照片说要这个人变得漂亮点,他沉思了一下说道:“拿地球仪我再看看!!”

    32、上帝说满足我一个愿望,我说要世界和平,他说太难了换一个吧,我拿出你的照片说要这个人变得漂亮点,他沉思了一下说道:“拿地球仪我再看看!!”

  • 33、If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest, if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea, if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you!
  • 34、你让姐过愚人节,姐让你过清明节。
  • 35、现实搁浅了我但搁浅不了回忆。
  • 36、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。
  • 37、Are you go to work, right? Whether very tired? There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth, I want to tell you is Now we had some time off from work。
  • 38、青春热恋的时候,你说爱我备受摧残的容颜;暮年扶持的时候,你说君生吾未生的甜言。生死离别的时候,我终于知道你真的心愿。亲爱的,愚人节快乐!
  • 39、You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。
  • 40、Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don't delay。
  • 41、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 42、我是预言家我猜今天愚人节也不会有人向你表白。

  • 43、​女病人:医生,你叫我把舌头伸出来,怎么你又不看呢?医生:我不是要看你的舌头,我叫你把舌头伸出来,只是要你在我开药方的时候安静些。
  • 44、愚人节朋友圈文案来喽,原来可以这么温暖
  • The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 45、The respect customer, hello: due to the rainy day, lead to system failures, for not affect your normal communication, please send cellular phone in the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
  • 46、你已经没有了,我还要快乐干嘛?
  • 47、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!
  • 48、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 49、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
  • 50、如果连愚人节都没人跟你告白,估计你就真没人喜欢了。
  • 51、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!
  • 52、You go to school, you had the college; You are singing opera, the theatre; You play, you have the theatre; You make a film, you have the theaters; Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum? Happy April fool's day!

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