3、Getting married is a mistake， divorce is awakening， remarriage is a fallacy， remarry is bigotry， having children is a big mistake， a person lead what all don't delay。
5、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
7、Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
8、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
12、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk！
13、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
14、You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。
15、Yesterday， I dreamed you， true of！ Sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， I take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！ Ha， happy April fool's day！
16、I think to know you so long， you are special person， extreme， very rare， unusual silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！
