1、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
2、Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
5、A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
7、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
8、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
9、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
10、Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
17、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
18、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
20、The two innocent is too cold， you must take good care of yourself ah， don't frozen， as the saying goes： people frozen leg， the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask。
22、Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss
23、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
24、You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
25、Getting married is a mistake， divorce is awakening， remarriage is a fallacy， remarry is bigotry， having children is a big mistake， a person lead what all don't delay。
26、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！
27、April fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； Man is a fool， smiling without a word； For more joy， the friends fool。 How foolish pleased， fast to participate。
28、You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。
30、Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！
31、This message to let you know： first， our deepest love！ Second， let you know that I did not forget you！ Third， I care about most is you！ Fourth， eat more sleep， keep of fat， such for years ago， sell a good price！
33、Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！
34、Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！
35、You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
36、Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
41、Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
46、Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
47、Two words have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， I love you， I love you； The second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ Ha ha， remember to happy！
49、When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
50、The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？
