Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in
2、You see you, the head, waist, France India nose, athlete's foot, people don't people, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs。
3、I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
6、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
7、When you see this message, congratulations, you have 99 competitors from, you won the love, I want to come out to celebrate? Happy April fool's day!
8、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
9、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
10、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!
12、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
13、April fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。
15、Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don't delay。
20、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
22、The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: "don't you know to be caught?" The thief said: "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"
23、Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool's day!
24、Dear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price!
27、As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!
30、I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
32、You go to school, you had the college; You are singing opera, the theatre; You play, you have the theatre; You make a film, you have the theaters; Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum? Happy April fool's day!
33、Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!
34、The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement: big pig plugging the door! Two pigs to plugging window! When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly: old three, don't look at SMS! You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy Apr
35、Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
36、Love you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!
40、Notice: tomorrow above leadership inspection work, each colleague dressing, as required, please man: suit tie shorts slippers; Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes!
41、A beautiful pig fart dian fart, ran to the front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, his tail, swing the ass。 Singing a song to you: after be brought up, I became you! Happy April fool's day!
42、Two words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!
44、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
46、Without a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!
47、The two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。
48、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!
49、Her boyfriend said to his girlfriend, I will always love you。 Girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend: what is forever? Her boyfriend replied: "is dead and still love you forever。" Ha ha, happy April fool's day。
50、Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
52、As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!